GlitterRock
"Live long and prosper, muthafuckers."

Cyberbeast
"Three's a crowd girlie, now be a dear and let the nice space monster eat you so Will and I can have some alone time."

GlitterRock
... as Sweating To The Oldies

TheSpaceToast
Shake it like a Polaroid picture, Smith.

GlitterRock
7 Across, 9 letters
"Before becoming doctor, Smith's occupation."
PEDOP _ _ LE

Cyberbeast
Now is this prancing or mincing, I can never remember which is which.

AlexGariepy
Traaaa-la-la-la-la-laaa, more pretty stuff for meeee!

daupstart
"Mom, how is it that we can have a picnic on a planet surface that consists of 95% carbon dioxide, 3% nitrogen, 1.6% argon, and -81 degrees F with no sustaining protection whatsoever?"
"Yes, Mrs. Robinson. And how is it that your hair maintains a constant 45 degree cylindrical angle in such conditions?"
"Now I told you girls there's a scientific explanation for that. It's the magic beans, ok. Now shut up and eat your soup!"

tinaw
"My GOD woman! What'd you say to piss off your hair stylist that bad?"

Indomitus
GAH!

PrezGAR
o0O {I hope NAMBLA doesn't double my dues for this.} O0o

GlitterRock
"... and we dub thee meQal, king of the Rednecks!"

Indomitus
And now, here he is... Miss NAMBLA America!!
*smattering of applause*

GlitterRock
.oO Well I don't know... maybe with a little coaxing... oh who am I kidding? Of COURSE I could fit that in my ass! Oo.

Nyssa23
Hi, I'm Persephone. Welcome to Edward Gorey's Kids' Club.