TheSpaceToast
"So do you think Penny's going to grow up hot?"
"I dunno, man."

GlitterRock
Smith would rather be tapping Will's ass, but anyway.....

gleeb
.oO A broken window! Oh, the pane, the pane… Oo.

GlitterRock
"A Poem... by Henry Gibson."

GlitterRock
"Chicken?? But I wanted sausage!! Boo-hoo-hoo!"

JurassicPork
And now, Dr. Zachary Smith will perform THE PEDOPHILE MONOLOGUES...

Diana Luna
"Me sabotage the misson?"

daupstart
Dr. Smith will now perform... The Burp-a-bet:
" [AaAa BbBb CcCcC dDdDdD EeeeEEE... FfFf GggG HhHhH iIiIIiI JjJjjJ KkkkKK lLLLLllL.... MmmmM NnNn oOoO PpPp QqQqQq... RrRRrr SsssSS ttTTttT UuuuU Vvvv WwwWwW XxXxX YyyyyYYY ZzZZzzZZ...]"
[Applause]

Nyssa23
You want *me* to sing? Oh, I couldn't possibly--all right.

TheDiva
Proof that MST3K did NOT witness the worst version of "Hamlet" out there.

Nyssa23
Grace Bros.' Annual Historical Pageant.

GlitterRock
Jonathan Harris's flaming finally reaches dangerous levels......

Diana Luna
Fred Savage.... IN SPACE!!!

AlexGariepy
Hi kids, I'm here to discuss the safety of using your seat buckles while travelling. Although we at 'Lost in Space' keep on neglecting to do so, it does not mean that you shouldn't either...

GlitterRock
And Smith's left hand slips lower... lower... lower....