JohnSteed
I always lose staring contests with my dehumidifier.

TheSpaceToast
Hi. This is the robot. I just wanted to say hello, and thank you all for watching. We've got some reader mail here. The first one says:
Dear robot. I love the show, but I want to see a bit
more of the old UMAT, if you know what I mean.
-Bill, NY
I do know what you mean. And I'm as fascinated with the exciting horizons of Uninsular Matter Attraction Turbidity as you are. Trust me: As a serious sci-fi show, we will be presenting more UMAT than you can possibly imagine, in the next few years. Next up...
Dear Mr. Robot: The show is off to a great start.
Smith intrugues me, but not as much as young Will.
Please show more of him. Lots more. Oh so very,
very much more of young Will...
-John F., NJ
My my, John. Young Will certainly is the charmer, isn't he? We're all thrilled to have him on this show, but none of us seems quite as excited as Smith himself. He's become like an uncle, or maybe a scoutmaster, to our young friend. I'm sure they'll be seeing much more of each other in the next few years, and you'll all get to see the action front and center. Maybe even back to back! Finally...
Robot: You puttering pile of poisonous plywood-
Ha ha, Smith! You get me every time. I think that's all we have time for today. Time I went and got Penny to lube the old crank-shaft for tonight. Thank you everyone for writing in, and remember to address all letters to our production company, National Associated Motion-picture Blueprint Labs of America, or NAMBLA, Miami Beach, FL. And as Captain Robinson would say, "Close quarters make for close aquaintances." Good night!

TheDiva
I don't want to know what they're planning...

AlexGariepy
"And as for my second order as your new ruler, I want you to toss Dr. Smith over a cliff."
"Yeah, that's exactly ri-WHA?"

GlitterRock
".... and this is my son, Prince Michael II."

GlitterRock
A royal pain in the ass.

Nyssa23
Sentence fragment, 15-yard penalty.

Dita DuPave
oO/I found some Drops of Jupiter 2.\Oo
(Ow! Don't hit!)

AlexGariepy
I'm sorry, sir, but my heart is already for another man.
"You mean boy, don't you?"
Oh shut your yap.

GlitterRock
"You know, Jor-El, you needn't send your child in some rocket. *I* would be more than happy to take care of him."

Nyssa23
Island of Misfit Time Lords.

GlitterRock
Sid & Marty Krofft's 'Shelob' presentation was ultimately rejected by Peter Jackson.....

YibbleGuy
"NO THANK YOU GOD BEING AS I AM A LASER POWERED ROLL-ON ANTIPERSPIRANT DISPENSER I WOULD NOT CARE FOR A TACO."

GlitterRock
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner had some HAIRY hands!

TheDiva
Well, Glitter, it DOES get very lonely out at sea, and sodomy's not for everybody...