GlitterRock
Will walks in on Smith & Robot's Mapplethorpe photo-shoot.

JurassicPork
"You'll get used to them, robot. Dr. Smith puts them on me all the time."
"SILENCE, dear boy!"

GlitterRock
Awlright Cappers! Smith's here ... and he brought a keg!

TheLurker
"My dear boy, would you like me to make you a roofie colada?"

GlitterRock
Force-lightning comes out of Smith's peni-Sith.

TheLurker
Whoever it is zapping Smith's crotch and rendering him impotent, I thank you.

daupstart
Just before his penis exploded, Dr. Smith managed to flip off the Cappers in the nick of time.

JurassicPork
"Doctor Smith, I told you not to take more than two Viagra!"

JurassicPork
"I. HAVE. TO. DRAW. YOU, DOCTOR. SMITH."

GlitterRock
The Robot and Smith reenact the final scene from "Nosferatu."

daupstart
The Robot and Smith reenact the final scene from the Roy Jones Jr. fight.

AlexGariepy
I think they're reenacting that scene from Sleeping Beauty, really... ick.

Indomitus
"So, Robot, you're saying I need to turn this crank really fast once a day to keep you running right?"
THAT-IS-ACCURATE
"Why didn't we have to do it before?"
DID-IT-MYSELF
"Why can't you do it now?"
LIKE-IT-BETTER-WHEN-YOU-DO-IT-WILL-ROBINSON

GlitterRock
"Excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but would you like a nice, refreshing COCA-COLAŠ?"

Dita DuPave
"Excuse me, can you give me directions to where Hoth is?"