gleeb
So, Kimosabe" means "unmannerly slob who can't keep his shirt tucked in"?

daupstart
"OH GODDAMN CLEETUS!! I CAN'T CONTROL THEM!! WE'S HEADED FOR THE CLIFF!!"
"That means we'll die.... yes, YES, YES!!! RUN!! RACE FORTH, MY WILD STEEDS OF DARK FREEDOM!! RELEASE ME FINALLY FROM THIS HELL CALLED A MARRIAGE!!"
"CLEETUS, GODDAMMIT YOU CHICKEN SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIItttt.... *"

TheDiva
Back when someone could have a name like "Cannonball McKay" and nobody would think he was a porn star.

TheDiva
"Me think tan line will give Kemosabe away. Me just sayin'."

PrezGAR
"So, where's your Zord?"
"Is it true the Pink one is the hottest?"
"I'm not a Power Ranger, I'm the Lone Ranger."
"Chuck Norris?"

Zee
There's three of you. You're not exactly Lone.

RodRocket
"Stop complaining! If this were still the radio show, you'd be riding Silver too while sitting behind me! Now, shut your pemmican hole and go into town!"

TheSpaceToast
"No, I'm sorry, we already have the anything-for-a-deal Chinaman speaking comically broken English. We may be able to squeeze you in as mysterious opium den Manchu, but this is a tight season for us."

TheSpaceToast
"That's one thing I like about this town. Judge or hobo, we all have the same hat."

Indomitus
It's so realistic, right down to the orange roof on Howard Johnson's outhouse!

ithurtswhenidothat
You'll never have to worry about your valuables again when "SAFE MONKEY" is on the job.

GlitterRock
Bill Cosby: "Nice to have you in town, Tonto!"

Cyberbeast
"Excuse me, I'm looking for something with a fixed interest rate of 6.5% or better."
"You want the *Loan* Ranger, he's two doors down."

TheSpaceToast
Brought to you by a grant from the Department of Awkwardness: Seeing to it that things done about awkwardness are done awkwardly for those things.

daupstart
"Let's all rush him at once! He can't shoot us all!"
"Sheeeet! He can shoot ENOUGH!..."

GlitterRock
Kemo Sabe = Algonquian for "Sweet Ass."

Dita DuPave
Do they have to be so close together?

gleeb
It gets cold at night in the desert.