PrezGAR
Coming soon to SciFi: Hypergate HG-1
PrezGAR
"How YOU doin? Hey, this is better than working with a baseball playing ape."
TheDiva
Please, PLEASE tell me that's a bullet lodged in his head.
GlitterRock
Eh. I prefer Joey back when he wore the VISOR.
elKapitan
Man, these Lucasarts space shooters are getting way too complicated.
LongLiveRock
Gordon from Sesame Street: Fighter Pilot!
TheDiva
Kevin Eubanks, Space Ranger!
Cyberbeast
Keenan Ivory Wayans, working the drive-thru at McDonald's.
Agent_Moldy
Michael Jordan...boy group singer.
GlitterRock
Montel Williams, time-life operator
Coakley
Avery Brooks, starship captain! No, wait...
elKapitan
The word that Detroit Tigers fans know all too well...
JurassicPork
...Opportunity?
...By The Opening Credits?
...$80,000,000 With No Chance of Recouping It At The Box Office?
...The TV Show's Sterling Credibility As The Cutting Edge Of Science Fiction?
TheDiva
Aging television stars live for films like these; it's the only time they get to work.
GlitterRock
"Gilderoy! Come in for dinner now!"