gleeb
"Goodnight, Moon"
"Aw, shut up, kid!"
TheDiva
"Look, kid, I'm sorry. We've got about fifty years before Tolkien writes anything, seventy for Seuss, and a good century before Rowling gets here. You're just going to have to live with 'Dick and Jane' for now."
GlitterRock
"You know, since my brother's dead and you're his wife... technically you're MINE now. I know it's kinda awkward, but that's just the way it is here in the 1900s."
TheDiva
"Okay, who's the wise guy who keeps playing the William Tell Overture every time I mount up?"
JohnSteed
Spirit: Stallion of the Sick-moron
GlitterRock
"I tell you, that little punk's no Tonto. Jay Silverheels... now THERE was a Tonto! But this little bastard, I wouldn't trust him to shine my -- he's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
gleeb
I have a job for you, Licks-Stamps-and-Envelopes...
YibbleGuy
"Kemosabe want to do to me what white man always do to Indian? Here condom--do it safely."
TheDiva
I'm losing track of the ugly shirts in this movie...
TheDiva
So he's a Wiccan?
JohnSteed
"But remember, you have to take the safety off the throwing star to get it to work properly..."
NoOneInParticular
"This can't be right. I'm only 27! I still have 3 years left!"
GlitterRock
"We all welcome you, Lone Ranger. Including my sister .... who has apparently become a gypsy."
TheDiva
Either that, or a Spanish tavern maid, hard to tell.
cisco3600
Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blackfoot.