GlitterRock
Remember, buy only genuine Cherokee Hair Tampons.
GlitterRock
Bill Cosby: "Nice to have you in town, Tonto!"
TheDiva
We now return to "Crouching Tonto, Hidden Ranger"
TheDiva
Just what I wanted to see: an Apache vomiting in slow motion. Thanks.
cisco3600
Reservoir Prairie Dogs
"I'm sorry, kid. Looks like we're going to-- do--do a little time."
"I'm a cop. Larry... I'm sorry. I'm so-- so sorry. I'm a cop."
MrTim
Turns out "kemosabe" really means "giver of great blowjobs."
Cyberbeast
"God damn it, why did you cancel Firefly?!"
TheDiva
"Well, we've run through the bushes and we've run through the brambles already...no reason why we can't run through the places where a rabbit wouldn't go."
ElectraAlan
"Don't move. I really don't want to have to kill you. These bullets cost a fortune, and getting them back from a corpse is just gross."
gleeb
Emergency dentistry of the Oooooooold West!
GlitterRock
"You're going to jail. Oh, and baby did a bad bad thing."
gleeb
"Psst! The safety's on."
"Thanks, Silver!"
GlitterRock
"Why, ah do believe ah'll accept your kind offer of some Domino's Crazy Bread!"
gleeb
Ah'm sorry, but this is a general store. You have something specific in mind, you'll have to go elsewhere.
ElectraAlan
"I'm sorry, you want the express aisle. This is the implied aisle."