JohnSteed
Val Kilmer IS Amelie!
gleeb
Fire is our friend. It gives heat, light in the darkness, and cooks our food. So, if you happen to see a being of pure fire, offer to give it a quick handjob as a way of saying "Thanks". And that's one to grow on.
TheDiva
o/...Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends...o/
TheDiva
"Without our traditions, our lives would be as shaky as...A Gunslinger on the Roof!" DUM da-da-da-dum DUM da-da-da-dum...
Coakley
"Weird weather vane."
gleeb
The bartender lied!
GlitterRock
Jonathan Taylor Thomas *IS* Zorro!
JohnSteed
Actually, I think someone just put their Brad Pitt Sim into the criminal profession.
ElectraAlan
"You may not have heard of me, but you're gonna be reading about me one day. I smoke in bed."
GlitterRock
"Are you sure you're the Lone Ranger, mister? You look more like a Power Ranger."
ElectraAlan
"I have to stay indoors a lot. I'm really screwed if I get a sunburn with this thing on."
TheDiva
Oh come on, this is going to fool even his close friends and relatives? It's Clark Kent's glasses all over again....
GlitterRock
Apparently they had Chap-Stick in the old west.....
gleeb
"Who was that masked man with the curiously delicate features?"
TheDiva
Here we see Prefers the Company of Men, and behind him is Too Old For That Hairstyle.