THE LONE RANGER CAPTIONS - PAGE SIX





GlitterRock
He's drawing a Pac-Man ghost!


gleeb
The Smiley-face was stolen from my people! See?


TheDiva
Mouth! Face! Bored!...Man, I suck at Indian Pictionary...


cisco3600
White devil come, steal idea for pet rock, secure patent.


ElectraAlan
Trying to commit suicide when he was struck by the sight of his own reflection in the blade, and was unable to look away.


JohnSteed
Actually, I think he's holding his knee hostage...


Cyberbeast
"Your Indian name will be...Quick Like Bunny."


TheDiva
So the Indians invented hot tubbing too?


Coakley
Lame Attempt to Give the Hero's Sex Appeal... What am I saying? This works great!


MrTim
Well, whadya know? Looks like somebody finally forced Jerry O'Connell to sit down and watch his own work.


TheDiva
Lame Attempt to Give the Leading Man the Slightest Hint of Sex Appeal #103: The Half-Open Shirt


gleeb
I'm gonna catch that little sumbitch who stole my collar!


TheDiva
Cary Elwes has hit the skids...


GlitterRock
"Soon my transformation into Keith Szarabajka will be complete."


TheDiva
A few minutes later, he'll be rechristened "Burning Braid"







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