TheDiva
"Are you sure this is a standard part of initiation into your tribe?"
GlitterRock
So the Native Americans invented pepper-spray?
gleeb
OK, enough teasing. Turn around so he can put the mask on...
Cyberbeast
The Native Americans also invented Peek-a-boo.
JohnSteed
The reporter from The Ring is WAY off track!
Cyberbeast
"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
GlitterRock
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.
gleeb
Yeah, I miss the womb, too. But let's face it, you couldn't get a decent drink in there.
Cyberbeast
VO: Do you suffer from harsh seasonal allergies?
TheDiva
I am the Ghost of Stupid Remakes Present...
TheDiva
He's being attacked by the Denver Broncos logo! ...not that that's a major issue, God knows their offense has been for shit lately...
LongLiveRock
This is the picture that made my mommy, not let me get a subscription to Rolling Stone
TheDiva
Lame Attempt to Give the Leading Man the Slightest Hint of Sex Appeal #105: Rolled Up Sleeves
TheDiva
Hey, I didn't know they had Bob Fosse back then...
Cyberbeast
I don't remember anything in the original show about the Lone Ranger being a total spaz.