THE LONE RANGER CAPTIONS - PAGE FOUR





TheDiva
Lame Attempt to Give the Leading Man the Slightest Hint of Sex Appeal #104: Strip Him to the Waist and Get Him Sweaty.


GlitterRock
It's the Crocodile Hunter! "Easy, lil fella .... ah'm not invadin' ya territory."


gleeb
In a classic dilemma, he must decide which is his friend, and which is the birch tree...


TheDiva
Satoris is at it again...


GlitterRock
"Mighty Shaman, I come to you for guidance. Do you ever feel ... you know, not-so-fresh?"


gleeb
Indigo and lavender? You want the white folk to think we're ignorant savages, don't you?


YibbleGuy
"We must also figure out why you're only six months older than me."


Coakley
"And not that guy with the bright idea to sell Manhattan for $12."


ElectraAlan
"Son, we'll worry about food later."
"Chief, not Chef, you decrepit old fart!"


JohnSteed
"Shouldn't we use the teepees of silence for this?"


TheDiva
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME?


ElectraAlan
But a hand job is only eighty-five.


JohnSteed
"Same as in the desert."


cisco3600
"Tell him the owl is full of it. Three licks, my blackfoot!"


ElectraAlan
"Kitchen, put a hold on that order. The great decision-maker has changed his mind, again."







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