gleeb
Yep, as soon as I find my buttonhook, in half an hour you're gonna see me naked...
TheDiva
What-EVER!
gleeb
She thought she was in love intil Tonto stuck his head up and said. "Two men. An hour ago. She faked it."
GlitterRock
Binoculars in the Old West? Actually, it's one of the MORE realistic aspects of this show!
Cyberbeast
...Staring Bruce Boxlietner and Lisa Kudrow.
ElectraAlan
"So you're saying this is NOT a brothel?" "Correct." "But the ladies expect me to show up with a rose when I go a-courtin'?" "Right." "Where can I buy a rose?" "From me." "How much?" "Nine-hundred dollars."
gleeb
But that hat looks good on you, though.
gleeb
"Gee, I love horse riding!" "Slide a little back from the saddle horn, kid."
GlitterRock
"Dude, you're getting a Dell!"
gleeb
Sure it had not been seen, the sea urchin crept closer...
Cyberbeast
Interpretive dance...OF THE PAST!
gleeb
Just, five more minutes, Tontooooooooooo!
JohnSteed
"Whoa mamma, whoaaaaaaa mamma...."
GlitterRock
The Young Rambo Chronicles
ElectraAlan
"Put your shirt on, Tonto. I'm the hero of this story, and we can't have everyone knowing the sidekick is more buff than the hero."