THE LONE RANGER CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





JohnSteed
of the Baskervilles


PrezGAR
Glitter was right! I can hear Clayton Moore spinning in his grave. And so are Jay Silverheels and the horse that played Silver. Heck, even that guy from "The Legend of the Lone Ranger" is spinning in his grave, and he might not even be dead yet.


TheDiva
Evil! EEEEEEEEVIILL!!


gleeb
...gets hit by a car; *Screeeeeeeeeeeeee! Thud!*


JohnSteed
"Hey, don't cop a feel with my wife! Isn't a money reward good enough for you, cowboy?"


TheDiva
"Lookee here, boss!! I caught us a Salma Hayek!"


GlitterRock
"I said are YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE BOOK OF MORMON?!??"


gleeb
"Throw the book at him!"


gleeb
Hey! When did they move the fire escape?


TheDiva
Mr. Strickland! Didn't that guy ever have hair?


TheDiva
PUMAT of all the kids from "Home Improvement."


GlitterRock
Here's to looks over talent!


ElectraAlan
"Little more juice, please." "Ah! You like-a the juice, eh? Juice is good, eh? I get you some more juice."


ElectraAlan
What's Wojo doing here?


gleeb
You're my secret admirer?







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