UnReality
"How come Scotty never gets any trim in these Trek slash fictions? Is it the haggis? Madison, WI, we have to stop meeting like this."

echostation
"The mysterious Green Building in Osseo, MI. Where did it come from? What secrets does it hold? Are Smurfs living in my underpants? Cleveland, OH, you're on the line..."

Agent_Moldy
"My forehead senses tell me there's mince meat to be had! Tightwad, Missouri -- loosen up those purse strings and tell me what's on your mind!"

GersonK
"The abyss - does it really also stare back? Prauge, tell Baby Larry what you want. What you really really want."

WB
Speaking of Nyssa's popcorn, did I ever tell you about the romp with Orville Redenbacher I had in the back of an old Studebaker in Niles Michigan? Mongo Indiana you're Larry's pawn in CNNs game of life.

UnReality
"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned?! Bowling Green, KY, not the bees! Not the bees! They're in my eyes!"

GlitterRock
Tonight: if you had one shot, or one opportunity to get popcorn from Nyssa23, would you capture it or just let it slip? East Eagle's Nads AR, tell Larry how you like him, buttered or salted?"

GersonK
"Betty Crocker, Mrs. Paul, and Aunt Jemima - Kill marry screw? Towson Maryland - make Chef Larry a cake and mark it with nuts. Hairy ones."

Agent_Moldy
"I'm older than dirt and I've got the chiseled stone tablets to prove it! I friggin' planted the tree of good and evil! Blowhole, New Mexico, love me long time!"

echostation
"Taco salads. Genetically engineered mouthfuls of yum yum? Or hybrid invaders from outer space? Lincoln, NE, tell us your thoughts..."

TurkeyVolGuessingMan
Attention, Hollywood: I saw "Aliens in the Attic" last week, and you can stop trying to top yourselves right now. Twin Falls, ID-The caves won't save us!

TurkeyVolGuessingMan
Question: if I'm not wearing pants, what are the suspenders holding up? Ogden, UT-come up and see me, make me smile...

d_cat_chopra
Claude Dagle just wouldn't give me that penmanship medal so I kept hitting his hands with my shoes. Skunk River, Idaho. What would you give me for a basket of kisses?

TurkeyVolGuessingMan
Kill, marry or screw: Mr. Whipple, Miss Piggy or Chef Boy Ar Dee? I disqualify myself cos I've done al 3. Bend, OR, take me home and make me like it.

WB
Tonight, Joanna Pacula and Scott Bakula. Pascagoula Mississippi, don't call, please.

WB
I'm ready, hope you are too. Stone Mountain Georgia, General Shermans got a burnin' ...

UnReality
"Kirk/Spock man-sandwich: pickles or no pickles? Portland, OR, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it!"

Agent_Moldy
"Ugh, I dreamed there was nothing on but Larry King."