GersonK
"The national anthem - should it be replaced with death metal. Westbury New York - maestro Larry wants you to sing. Sing a song! Make it crazy to last the whole day through."

GersonK
"Cooling beer cans in the toilet. Cool or fool. Burlington Vermont - don't you look at Larry! Don't you look at Larry!"

d_cat_chopra
Peg Bundy. I'd do her to death. That Al must be a homo or something. Throw in Kelly and that gay chick next door and we're talking club sandwich! Saint Louie, Mo. I know who you are and I saw what you did!

GlitterRock
"Does it make me gay if I masturbate to thoughts of David Boreanaz? Gimme Shelter NE, make Larry feel better with your answer!"

WB
There's a new game sweeping the nations county fairs called 'Corn Holing'. San Francisco call back later. Cobb County Georgia, I'm all yours.

GlitterRock
"This just in: I've drank some of Nyssa's punch. I'm seeing my own heartlight and actually hearing colors now. Sioux City IA, come to my window; crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon!"

UnReality
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Poughkeepsie, NY, consectetur adipisicing elit, Larry, duis tellus."

GersonK
"Nancy boys? On Trek? Don't they know I already watch Queer As Folks for that? Detroit Mish - Lady Larry wants to know how to quit you."

GlitterRock
"Say Uhuru, go make me a sammich, will you? I don't want to be out of the room when Larry says his next wacky thing."

GersonK
"How much fucking tail would I get with corn rows? Houton Texas, if Foreman Larry told you a secret would you know just what to do or where to keep it?"

GersonK
"So Trekoids - who was the better captain, Kirk or Joel? Eden Prairie, Em En, push Captain Larry's buttons."

UnReality
"Kirk or Picard? Archer or Janeway? That black dude who used to be on Spenser for Hire? Dearborn, MI, you are the one who can make us all laugh, but doing that you break out in tears."

GlitterRock
"I watched tinaw putting her hair up, and now my life is complete. Larry is feeling bliss. The next 5 callers will each receive one coupon for a free Carvel Ice Cream Cake. Fudgie the Whale is Larry's favorite, yours?"

GersonK
"If we won't let the Japanese eat blubber, should we be eating Fudgie the Whale? Dover, give Grandma Larry a big kiss!"

Generik
"I used to call my fourth wife 'Cookie Puss.' Then I divorced her and married Fudgie the Whale. Kankakee, Illinois, what's that noise I hear?"

Agent_Moldy
"Mad Men -- could they drink any more? I get cirhossis just watching that show! San Jose, Cee-Ay, do you know the way to me?"

tinaw
"You got something fucked up to say to me? Sioux City, Iowa, don't make me come through this monitor!"

AgentQ
"Bingle bangle bongle wongle! Houston, Texas! Pingle pangle!"
"Hey Larry, I just have one quest-" "Fingle fangle!"
"Um."
"DING PONG WONG BANG THANGLE."
*dialtone*