GersonK
"Five inches? Good enough? Telluride, sing sing Sing!"

GlitterRock
"How often have I fed on the sweet savory goodness of human flesh? First caller to get it right gets the Blu-ray first season of Mad Men, free! Da Do Ron Ron NC, give me a number!"

GersonK
"Kill, marry, screw - Moe, Larry, and Curly. And don't get any crazy ideas, I mean Larry Fine. Monaco - say it, don't spray it."

GersonK
"Can you wait til they get a load of me? Gotham, billionaire playboy Larry wants you to take him to your wishing well. Show and tell!"

GersonK
"Wax vampire fangs - is there anything funnier? Oslo, Senor Larry likes New York in June, how about you?"

d_cat_chopra
...so Charles Nelson Reilly says, "All I've got is queens.", then Liz Taylor says, "I bet you do!". I almost wet myself! I'm not kidding! Castle Rock, Maine. What's cracka lackin'?

AgentQ
"Medicine. Does it work? Walla Walla Bing Bang, yammer and stammer!"
"Uh, yes, hi Larry, I, well, big fan, um-"
"Just what I was looking for! Thanks, you're off the air! Crystal Lake, go!"
"HELP HE'S GOT A KNIFE!"

GersonK
"When you look into my eyes, do you see madness, love, or both? Maplewood, New Jersey - Commodore Larry craves your ideas."

WB
If Tuesday Weld Married one time Chicago Cubs outfeilder Rick Monday, I would be taking calls untill a week from Thursday.

WB
Jamaica? No, she was willing, and I DO mean willing. Nazareth P of A I'm dressed to kill...

d_cat_chopra
If more flags are more fun why does Six Flags stop at six? Would ten flags kill you or are they holding out on us? And what's the deal with that bald guy with the glasses? Pellucidar. Hit me with your rhythm stick!

AgentQ
*screengrabber gives up, just plays the Larry King grab for the next hour*

UnReality
"A flag on the Moon. How did it get there? Boise, Idaho, make Uncle Larry cry!"

GersonK
"Paul Newman or Joanne Woodward - who would you rather have chair your death panel? Williamsburgh - slip Dr. Larry the ironic answer first, and the non-ironic one second."

AgentQ
"Turtles! Ever rip their shell right off their back? It's disgusting. Florida Friebus, spin me a tale!"
"Hi Larry, first time caller-"
"What? You've never used a phone before?"
"No-"
"PHONE VIRGIN PHONE VIRGIN HAAA!"

GlitterRock
"Apologies to the latina who called during the break, you were correct: 72. You'll be gauking at Christina Hendricks' yabbos in high-def soon. And speaking of yabbos, tune in Tuesday for special guest Ann-Margret!"

WB
That's right, tune in tuesday when we visit Sammy Hagars' Cabo Wabo to view some wabos, with special guest Ann Margret.

GersonK
"Don Draper, Pete Cambell, Roger Sterling - kill marry screw. Pelham New York -Junior executive Larry knows how he'd vote, and where you shop. Now spill it!"