Lanzman
"Forty years in the business and they replace me with Kathy Griffin. Atlanta, you're on. Explain this shit to me."

d_cat_chopra
...so I hit her in the skull with a floor lamp! Stinking hooker grabbing my wallet? I don't think so! Median Strip, Arizona. Shake your groove thing!

GersonK
"Terrence Trent D'arby - Best songwriter of his era, or best songwriter ever? Jamaica, Queens - you're funkin and the donuts are Dunkin."

GersonK
"Who was the real power behind the throne - The Captain or Tenille? The Hauge - you'll keep us together."

GersonK
"String theory, have you mofos come up with a testable hypothesis yet? Tegucigalpa, ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies."

tinaw
"Are you fuckers wearing pants? I ain't! HCC, go for Papa Larry!"

GersonK
"Ramen noodles - better than sex? Truth or Conseqnces, New Mexico - stroke my hair and tell me everything's gonna be all right."

GersonK
"Was it something about me, or was my mother just incapable of showing love to anybody? Fort Lee New Jersey, put Richard Feder on the line."

GersonK
"So, if you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning. Or the evening? Little Rock, I sure as fuck know what I'd do - how about you?"

GersonK
"Does everyone know Major Tom is a junkie? Reston Virginia, tell Colonel Larry sweet little lies."

CaveDweller
"Kissing Marlon Brando wasn't so bad...it was his insistance to snuggle afterwards that made me uncomfortable...at first. Shaved Beaver, South Dakota...what's your question?"

GersonK
"So seriously, 6 6 5 followed by 6 5 5? The motherfucker was cheating me at Risk. He had it coming! Intercourse PA - Doctor Larry commands you to speak!"

tinaw
"District 9 -- those fuckers look like relatives to me! Johannesburg, oi!"

AgentQ
"The Manson murders? Overrated! Assnipple, Virginia, hello!"
"Hi Larry, I-"
"Whoa, what the fuck? You mean there really is an Assnipple, Virginia? No way! I made that shit up!"
"I-"
"Get off my phone, you phantom!"

WB
I dood it, I dood it. ... ... ... Mahnahmahnah Mississippi. Hey.

GersonK
"I say Murphy's oil soap. That crazy whore says Pledge. Settle this once and for all, Attica."

GlitterRock
"The great taste of semen in a dip. Impossible you say? Tune in Friday and be proved wrong! Soul Patch NV, talk some crazy to me."

GersonK
"The fuck did I do? Federal Hill. when you talk with Larry, you've got to keep the devil way down in the hole."