WB
Nyssa says her 6 year old daughter knows who I am. Truth Or Consequences New Mexico, what's on your mind, caller?
Larry
Am I on the air?
"Yes, you're on the air."
Is this Larry King?
"Yes, go ahead with your question."
Am I on the air?
The_Seer
"New studies reveal that you can always tell a masturbating werewolf by his hairy palms. Sunnydale, California, what's your reaction to this?"
GersonK
"That's another place not to stay in Thailand. Amy Adams, Meryl Streep and Julia Child - Kill marry screw? Kandahar - can you shizzle my nizzle?"
d_cat_chopra
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How'd he get into my pajamas? Well, he was a very small elephant and they were a huge pair of pajamas. Cicely, Alaska. How's the rain on the rhubarb?
Larry
He knows the truth. Larry King is an animatronic.
Larry
It's 9, let's call Larry King and tell him what we're doing.
"It's 10 in New York."
Then let's call Anderson Cooper and tell him what we're doing.
WB
Legendary music genius Les Paul died this week, he was 94. I've made a mental note to never take guitar lessons. Bellvvue New York, you're the next caller ...
Larry
Did you hear me on Larry King Live? I kept Larry on the line long enough to trace his location. Am I good or what.
JustinThyme
There are some places in Philadelphia where you can't get any brotherly love. The caller from Intercourse PA what's on your mind??
WB
I once went out on a date with a gal that told me I was about as much fun as Ted Kennedy on a date. I asked her if she wanted to try for William Kennedy Smith. Lynchburg Tennessee, how's it hangin'?
d_cat_chopra
I don't know where I am, I don't know who I am, And I'm not even sure what day it is. Santa Monica, California. Any clues?
GersonK
"Which one is the better value - cocaine or crack? Dubuque, singe it baby."
GersonK
"So, that's why I'll never vote in that town again. Next, which stretches out a stew better - Fancy Feast or Alpo? South of France, what's in your craw?"
d_cat_chopra
...and I'm not going to put my pants back on until somebody out there tells me who let the dogs out! Miami, Florida. Zup wid the 911 and shit?
ROBOTCROWT
Old Geezers who Just go On and On and On. Next show.
d_cat_chopra
Sabrina Spellman and Hermione Granger are locked in the back of an ice cream truck that's roaring down Route 66 at 90 miles an hour and has no breaks. If they had a knife fight who'd win? Bronx, New York. Thrill me!
Larry
The Larry King Caller Reunion Show.