LEXX CAPTIONS - PAGE NINETY





GlitterRock
Next on "XEV-vivor," Xev begins her tropical missionary work. Well, it's really more of a missionary position, but still...


potnoodle
"My blonde-sense is telling me .... there's a sale!"


potnoodle
"SALE???" (goes running off down the street)


potnoodle
A Powerpuff Girl's first pap smear.


BlakHat1
"DOWN Mr. Peepers! DOWN!"


GlitterRock
Damn! The explosion was so strong, it blew one of Xev's boobs off!


Nyssa23
Brain? What is brain?


Racerex
For LEXX, this is considered Shakespearean...!


GlitterRock
"Yeah, I know what people say about LEXX. 'It's crap, it's horrible, it's shit.' But at least I can go to bed at night and thank God I never appeared on 'Invisible Man.'"


Soozcat
Hey, I thought you said "the dead do not wokkachikka."


YingYang
"Oh, did I forget to mention we cluster lizards impregnate the men? My bad..."


GlitterRock
"Stan, what's wrong?" / "I thought I was the biggest horndog in the two universes. But now I stand in the presence of the great Ying. I am not worthy." **bows**


YingYang
He's the monkey, and she's the organ grinder...of sorts...


YingYang
"Ying, are you sure we should be doing this?........Without the rest of the football team?"


GlitterRock
Xev finally gives into all the fans' pleas, and shows us her bush.




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