easy_street
"Cherry... cherry.. LEMON?!? Dang!"
Occupant
Always remember: No matter how bad your life gets, at least your name is not Wolfram Tichy!
GlitterRock
... present sixty of the longest minutes of your life.
Steelhawk
"Could you stop playing hackey-sack with Saturn for five minutes?"
GlitterRock
"We're from an advanced civilization, with weapons that can -- are you listening?" / "Buh-buh-boobies..."
GlitterRock
"Lookie there ... that uses hard light insteada plasma to power th' main engines. Reel impressive, that is..."
partypooper
"Did I manage to get it up, or did I have Whiskey dick?"
rickubis
Hyuck! Everyone knows the cure for "whisky dick" is to stick it in cider!
PrezGAR
No, don't choke Doc Brown!
3_14159265358979323
"Hold on! I was just throwing out wild speculation when I suggested I could break the record for fucking the most men. I'd never actually DO it."
JohnSteed
The mourning of Cooter Jones....
GlitterRock
Next on QVC, this limited-edition cold-cast porcelain statue of Kai, last of the Brunnen-G...
shamrockD
*sigh* "Even the Great Pumpkin can have off days."
Qale
"We gotta hit them like we did ol' Saddam! In the desert, with lots of tanks and aircraft!"
Fuquad
Got cleavage?