GlitterRock
Next time, on 'el Dynasty'.....
BlakHat1
PUMAT Adam Sandler, Lupin the Third, and Xigeous!
TheDiva
I don't want to know what we just interrupted...
BlakHat1
"I *MUST* take off my shirt!"
[both] "NO!! It is TOO SEXY!!"
GlitterRock
Mexican Pie
"Who told you that bollo was like warm el pastel??"
YibbleGuy
o/` "My bed's being swallowed
By a Boa Constrictor
My bed's being swallowed
By a Boa Constrictor
My bed's being swallowed
By a Boa Constrictor
And I don't like it very much.
Oh, Lord,
It's up to my headboard ...." o/`
GlitterRock
"No, Paco! No nooner! Don't you see my 'no nooner' hands over my nooner??"
gleeb
The great doors slammed to. Boom. The bars of iron fell into place inside. Clang. The gate was shut. Sam hurled himself against the bolted brazen plates and fell senseless to the ground. He was out in the darkness. Frodo was alive but was taken by the Enemy.
YibbleGuy
. o O "I don't care if Marilyn Chambers IS behind there ... it's gonna be a bitch to break in."
Agent_Moldy
He'd been in some harrowing adventures in his time, but never in his worst nightmares did he ever think he'd get stuck in the Windows 'rivet' wallpaper.
BlakHat1
Jesus lands on Uday's shoulder to pop him in the back of the head with a two-by-four!
Agent_Moldy
"What would Jesus do? Come, let us ask Him."
*Turns around* "So? What would you do?"
"Hmmm...yeah, I'd probably go ahead and get the comprehensive coverage. Just getting liability is all that's required, but comprehensive is so much better, for the money. But hey, that's just my opinion."
GlitterRock
*Jesus poofs on his shoulder*
"Okay, make this quick -- I got batting practice in ten minutes...."
gleeb
.oO Why do women not believe me when I say I'm single? Oo.
Agent_Moldy
"Like, el DUHHH!