GlitterRock "I don't care how nice your tits are-- you got a fuggin' ADAM'S APPLE!!" |
YibbleGuy "Think, woman--what did the Godfather do with the REST of my horse? Maybe we can sew him back together!" |
GlitterRock Man, Julian Bashir got OLD! |
AlanPartridge His face was the poster for the Adopt a Mexican Grandpa Campaign. |
GlitterRock "Perhaps we could do this another time, Enrique. My husband's in the hospital, and I really should-- " "Yeah yeah, that's a real bitch." (unbutton) "You wearing the cheerleader or nurse costume tonight?" |
Cyberbeast It's the Mexican Ted Turner. |
Cyberbeast "What if I told you that I owned CNN, would you sleep with me then?" |
GlitterRock "What if I told you I was the Mexican-Sam Elliott? Would you sleep with me then? Oh, and buy more ground beef." |
TheDiva Ewww, Gollum in drag.... |
TheDiva o/...Priiiii-ma donna, your song shall live again...o/ |
TheDiva "So you see, I had to kill your father and marry his evil twin before I gave birth to Enrique's child without anyone knowing. There simply was no other way." |
GlitterRock HEEEE HAWWWWW |
enigk Minbar (ISN) - In a stunning move on Minbar today, Satai Delenn elected Judy Tenuta as her replacement on the Grey Council. |
Zee "Well, Grandpa, I'm off to college, goodb- mmph! mrrr! nnn! nnn! mmmmmmph! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!" |
Zee Never thought an overflowing toilet could be sexy? Well, think again! |
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