LAS VIAS DEL AMOR - PAGE NINE





RodRocket
It's scary when she unhinges her jaw and swallows her victims whole.


TheDiva
.oO(They're going to kill me off and replace me with someone younger and with bigger breasts, I just know it!)


GoatDellamorte
Tonight on Sad, Unattractive Spanish Woman Theatre...


Cyberbeast
Ironically, they really are just studying.


TheDiva
She's trying to imitate that woman from "Amelie" and is failing miserably....


Cyberbeast
She's trying to imitate Marsha Brady and is...succeeding rather well actually.


Zee
I just want to know why she's on Dragonfly's space ship from CQ.


gleeb
I'd just like to say I don't recall any "Dragonfly" in the pages of Congressional Quarterly.


The_Gray_Zombie
So, to recap, Marsha Brady didn't get the part of "Amelie", so began writing for the Congressional Quarterly from Dragonfly's spaceship.


Cyberbeast
"Can I just touch them?"


GlitterRock
"Did you say 'cheesecake??'"


LongLiveRock
Latina Nicole Smith!


TheDiva
"Honey, don't look now, but I think the poolboy's evil twin found out you were sleeping with his cousin's fiancee in order to find out the location of Uncle Emilio's will..."


Zee
"... which was written after Uncle Emilio died while saving Tawny from the vampire rapist that was also her husband Troy's indentical cousin Tony, the father of my ex-wife's grandma's orangutang that was possessedby the devil..."


GlitterRock
".... , who possessed the orangutang in the hopes of corrupting the soul of my nephew's great-uncle, the monsignor of his village, who was really in the Witness Protection Program...."







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