Coakley
"J'accuse! Wait, this is Spanish!"
The_Gray_Zombie
Is that as big as it's going to get? Screw this, I'll take my chances with that guy pretending to be straight.
Zee
That is one giant periodic table of elements!
TheDiva
The Centrum Apartment Complex
Countess Coco
"I think your car is parked in the Potassium section!"
TheDiva
Suddenly, the toll of being on a bad soap opera became too much...
Coakley
This is a soap opera. People either cry themselves to sleep or fall asleep after they've had lots and lots of sex.
elKapitan
Or, have tired themselves out after plotting against they're long lost brother who happens to be a millionaire AND the unsuspected murderer of that bitch who everyone hated because she was an uptight snob who always put everyone down for being "inferior rats" to her.
The_Gray_Zombie
Is it the uptight bitch who came back, not dead, but her face was disfigured so she had to wear a mask she bought from the Phantom of the Opera store, then sought her revenge on the guy by strapping him to the bed so's she could torment and torture him?
Actually, I don't know what I'm talking about, I just sit in front of the tv, watch these Spanish soap operas and fake the translation.
GlitterRock
Can you find the parasitic alien-host in this scene?
TheDiva
A body sustained wholly on carrot sticks and crystal meth.
tinaw
Carmen Electra IS Desperately Trying to Re-start Her Career
GlitterRock
"Alright dude.... maintain, maintain..... you're still buff.... you're still the dude..... "
The_Gray_Zombie
My Dude Sense is tingling. I think there's danger close by.
TankGrrrl1980
George Michael realizes the other guy was a cop.