TheDiva
Filmed on location at Rivendell!
TheDiva
Way to Tell Your Blind Date is a Dud #4013: When she uses the Venitian blinds to scratch herself.
GlitterRock
"Please Leo .... not the 'secret-passageway-behind-the-bookcase' tonight. It's late."
TheDiva
"But you CAN'T leave me! I unbuttoned my shirt for you!"
Coakley
"Permission to come aboard!"
Zee
"Thanks, New Girl, but you don't have to salute your pimp."
Zee
"Now get out there and hook, hook, hook!"
Zee
"Kiss a man? Without a mustache? Forget it!"
Zee
John Leguizamo and Peter Graves: A Love Story
Cyberbeast
"You know Adam, maybe 3 Chanukah songs was 2 too many."
Zee
What's that on the old guy's neck? Has he been tagged and returned to the wild to mate?
Cyberbeast
"Stop thinking! I'm tired of listening to that damn Daniel Stern voice over!"
Zee
His sideburn length varies with arousal...
Cyberbeast
She's gotten so many face lifts, her lips have disappeared.
GlitterRock
"Those are the best sideburns I've ever seen! Touchdown!!"
Paula is in American Idol-judging overdrive.