TheDiva
You know the date is off to a bad start when he tries to toss peas into your cleavage.
The_Gray_Zombie
Ok, ok, ok, I'll call the plumber and see if he can take care of the leak.
JohnSteed
Kim Bauer's so paranoid about getting kidnapped again, she's hiding out in another TV series!
RodRocket
"¡Si! Cerveza y mantequilla es muy bueno."
elKapitan
Her character is simply named "Lazy-Eyed Chick".
enigk
"We now return to La Narcoleptica"
JurassicPork
.oO Why is it when I drink more than two Coronas, my vagina hurts the next day? Oo.
Zee
I hooked me a Marlene!
ElectraAlan
George and Elaine are just hanging out, when Kramer bursts through the door.
GlitterRock
We now return to "Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Slipped A Roofie & Has Wild Monkey Sex," already in progress....
The_Gray_Zombie
I can act like a monkey
Zee
He hung Mole McHenry's wrestling vagina on the wall!
GlitterRock
"Level C?"
"Si."
The_Gray_Zombie
"So who lives here?"
"Sy"
"Sy?"
"Si"
"Sy lives in level C?"
"Yes sir."
"Did you say 'Yes sir'?"
"Si"
Cyberbeast
"Does Sy have a sister?"
"Si."
"What's her name?"
"Sue."
"Her name is Sue?"
"Si."