GersonK
It's their Bonnie Hammer's Dreamhouse. You might want to get the kids out of the room. this won't be pretty.
Agent_Moldy
Moldy's eyes begin spinning in their sockets because of the sudden blast o'color.
RodRocket
"Just cause we're going off the air, doesn't mean you can't still have MST fun! Try our new Home Game!"
Humoriste
And just a pinch of cinnamon!
shanky
"And you'd like a side of Sci-Fi Channelblows?"
MadSigntist
"Yep, it's official. After today, I will have no reason AT ALL to watch the SciFi channel."
GlitterRock
"I've got an idea. We'll redesign the Cap This site..... by just Photoshopping over the 'MST3K Presents' stuff at top, and taking out Servo from the bottom!"
JoeAnthrax
"Dear Sci-Fi, Thanks for not expanding CT in expectation of dozens of Cappers bidding farewell to CT. You suck, Mike and the Bots."
Amon
"Will the Sci Fi exec responsible for cancelling MST3K, please step forward." (Everyone steps back)
UnReality
"That's a bit harsh, but they *did* cancel MST3K..."
shanky
"Showtime. We don't show MST3K either."
JurassicPork
Today of all days?? WHAT joy?!
animebabe
"M*O*O*N... that spells bowl hair cuts are sexy."
GlitterRock
"Why, it's an original Betty White by Norman Rockwell!"
RodRocket
"Bye, Mike! Bye, Tom, Bye, Crow! It's been fun!"