CindyM
"Yeah, I'm pissed off they're not gonna show MST3K anymore. I wanna break somebody's face!"
GizM
"We just carpet bombed Bonnie Hammer's office! Run!!!"
LongLiveRock
Yeah, they're getting rid of MST3K, what a bunch of gaywads!
Amon
Even back then, George Bush had visions of a world owned by America.
WEIRD_1
"And this is where the show can be found after today."
RodRocket
"Is this a hint, Mike?"
Buffoon
"No wake?"
"Whattaya think the cappers are all here for?"
"Oh."
UnReality
"Yorick: Behind the Music"
JoeAnthrax
Alas, this couldn't be Bonnie Hammer's skull, much to everyone's chagrin.
chebwa
Everyone's playing it! Rock 'Em Sock 'Em White Folk!
GlitterRock
"I'm coming to get you, Barbara...."
"Uh, *you're* Barbara!"
"Uh... um..... boo?"
UnReality
"The camera really doesn't do her justice."
"That's what the guillotine is for."
"Aahh..."
Generik
"Guess how many fingers I've got in my pocket and I'll let you put them under your skirt."
"Seven?"
"Close enough."
JoeAnthrax
Rock Hudson and Elizabeth Taylor both try on imagine they're with "someone else"...
KIPPAGE
"Hey, this is My Property, No Leprechaun Hunting...!"