LAST DAY OF MST3K CAPTIONS -
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Amon
I really like the oldies station.


Generik
"Are you Linuxin'?"
"Like a Magellan!"
-- When ad campaigns collide...


TurkeyVolGuessingMan
"Thank you for calling Linux technical support. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and a representative will be with you"


144b
Did you know that this was going to be a formal?? I didn't.


RodRocket
"Hey, you guys! Let's not forget about Joel! LONG LIVE JOEL!"


JurassicPork
"Well, guys, after today, you won't have Mike Nelson to kick around, anymore."
"Good Nixon impression, Mike!"


DiggerSmolken
Say what you will, Pearl Forrester in a penguin suit gets my motor runnin'...


Generik
This is exactly how those unspeakable menage a trois begin...


LongLiveRock
They put on costumes to try to escape cancellation!


GlitterRock
(adjusting nose) "Uh... hi, Mr. Sci-Fi Channel executive. We're clearly a sheep, dog and reindeer--and we have a great new idea for a show: riffing on bad films


TurkeyVolGuessingMan
for old time's sake, Pearl finishes a box of Chicken in a Biscuit and wafts her Nabisco funk our way


Daleman
Sniff, sniff, wimper... One last trip down the SOL's tunnel of love.


RodRocket
"Oh, boy! Gay robot porn!"


Meldrick
"I got a robot rump to show you, Sci-Fi."


Generik
"Hey, you know what would be cool? If Eddie Murphy played you as a cigar-smoking, swearing grown-up."
"Ya think...?"




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