LARA CROFT - TOMB RAIDER CAPTIONS
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Coakley
Is she turning into Brittany Murphy?


GlitterRock
"Just.. just let me touch them."
"Dad!"
"Oh c'mon! You slipped your brother the tongue! Give an old man a break!"


Sidesk
"Ha! I bet you miss, wimp!"


GlitterRock
Hey, it's "The Cradle Of Life" poster!


GlitterRock
"We're doing a series of still-life photographs. This one's on fruit. As soon as Lara comes over here, we'll have two melons...."


Coakley
"Flawless Victory!"


Sidesk
Proof, if proof were needed, of what a knock-out she is.


JohnSteed
It's not nice to elbow your tech support.


TheDiva
Notice how even her fighting technique allows her breasts to face the camera at all times...


Shockeye
Rick Dees is fixin' to kick ass.


GlitterRock
He's Christopher Lambert-ing!


YibbleGuy
Randy Travis, Tomb Raider.


TheDiva
He's getting ready to do the "Buddy Christ" pose...


JohnSteed
I didn't know John Woo directed an episode of Emeril...


TheDiva
The "Iron Chef" competition gets serious...



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