LARA CROFT - TOMB RAIDER CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
If the real Iditarod was like this, it would get more publicity...


YibbleGuy
"Listen, I've done it with my brother, with Winona, with Billy Bob, with knives and whips, without knives and whips ... it's time for a new thrill. You're up, Rover."


GlitterRock
It's Chipper and Nipper

NoOneInParticular
Now we know where that rod of uranium went that Homer threw down the sewer.


JohnSteed
Nice to know that you can stay plenty warm in the Antarctic with just a skin-tight tank-top and a light jacket.


GlitterRock
I'd have thought with headlights like those, she'd be able to see just fine.

Cyberbeast
The director just wanted to make sure that the stars of the movie were lit well in this shot.


GlitterRock
They're getting ready to start their lightcycles, like in TRON!


JohnSteed
Easiest. Zelda game. Ever.

gleeb
Ken Berry finds the perfect bookends to appease Vicki Lawrence's wrath.


TheDiva
"Okay, I'll save the world, but first I want to raise the roof a bit."


GlitterRock
"Put 'em up! ... ... Ok, now jiggle 'em around a little bit."

JohnSteed
Well, her breasts defy gravity, so why not everything else?


Coakley
Are we capping Sliders?


JohnSteed
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with a gun-toting, large-lipped bumper having control of the space-time continium....



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