Coakley
"It's a rock! It doesn't have a vulnerable spot!"
TheDiva
That's the face of a man deeply regretting his vow of celbacy...
elKapitan
"Go ahead Lara, try shooting me. Don't worry, I won't be harmed. I'm bulletproof."
GlitterRock
"Uh... no offense, but I was expecting Tony Shaloub."
GlitterRock
"So.... ohm here often?"
GlitterRock
"Hey, cool! The 'Billy Bob' tattoo is completely gone!"
Coakley
"...Sorry, the bra makes me black out from time to time. You are again?"
JohnSteed
Now, just dye her hair pink, give her an unbelievably huge gun, and have her be surrounded by tentacles...
TheDiva
Wow, that's not just a push-up bra, it's a levitation bra...
GlitterRock
o/` And you can tell everybody... that this is your song....o/`
Sidesk
"I will! I'll cut them off! Well, I'll try, anyway."
JohnSteed
.oO(No..... must repress heterosexual urges...... think interior decorating.... accessorizing...... oh God, must have NUM NUMS!!!!!!)
GlitterRock
.oO He's just feminine enough to turn me on! Oo.
TheDiva
"All RIGHT, which of you bastards took my right arm? We're not leaving until I get my arm back, people!"
Coakley
The Tomb Raider/Stargate crossover goes horribly wrong.