LARA CROFT - TOMB RAIDER CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
Implants...sapping...energy...


GlitterRock
Another button bursts off her pajama top and shatters on the wall.


JohnSteed
"Wow, I'm even titilating myself with these things!"

GlitterRock
"I've got a package here for .... 'Overhyped White Actress With Big Ol' Titties?'"


Cyberbeast
"Hey baby, what can Brown do for you?" *wink*


Dita DuPave
Look out Nancy Kerrigan!


JohnSteed
o/ My love, there's only you in my life....\o


JohnSteed
"And the winner of the Academy Award is.... ME! Let's see who that Oscar winner is again.... ME! Yeah, whose ass can Toni Collette kiss? MINE!"
"Angelina, did you take the card out of the drawer again?"
"Um, NO!!!! I'm just.... rehearsing lines! And the winner is...."

JohnSteed
You just KNOW someone's on top of that thing shouting "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!"

GlitterRock
"Daddy, the underwire popped out of my training bra again."
(sigh) "That's the third time this week, Lara!"


PrezGAR
Her top is a photo negative of Leeloo's "outfit" in Fifth Element.


GlitterRock
Force 69 from Navarone
[L-R]:Skull, The Rat, Fluffer, Pyro

GlitterRock
Stone Temple Primates


TheDiva
*blows whistle* Bad pun on the offense, five-yard penalty, repeat the down!


TheDiva
Okay, who tipped over the Stargate?



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