LARA CROFT - TOMB RAIDER CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
"HOLY SH*T! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!!"
"Uncle Ethan, shhhhh!"


Dita DuPave
"Hello, my breasts suddenly disappeared..."


Coakley
I've actually seen it before, on Dina Meyer in "Starship Troopers." Okay, I've worn out the pause button on my DVD player seeing it on Dina Meyer in "Starship Troopers."


GlitterRock
"Hello, Boob Shack? ... I need an emergency delivery. ... Yes, I need a pair of D-cups, and I'd like to supersize my order, please."


Dita DuPave
"Ms. Croft, why are you smuggling mangos in your chest?"


GlitterRock
.oO Mustn't say breasts... mustn't say breasts.... Oo.
"Where is your employer?"
"BREASTS!!"

JohnSteed
A bankrupt man's Seth Green


GlitterRock
"What? You have breasts?? I never noticed. Let me get out my magnifying glass and look again. By the way, if you haven't realized, I'm Phil Hartman and I'm positively *dripping* with sarcasm!"


GlitterRock
o/` Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice.
Check out my new weapon; weapon of choice... o/`

JohnSteed
"I love you this muuuuuuuuuuu..." *splat*


DIta DuPave
She's fighting Professor Snape!


Coakley
"Mr. Brittas, NO!"

Coakley
Cool, Silent Hill!


Dita DuPave
She's Vin Diesel with breasts...


Coakley
Wouldn't it be easier to take off the boot?



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