LARA CROFT - TOMB RAIDER CAPTIONS
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Dita DuPave
Miss Chestular Regions!


GlitterRock
"What the-- a third boob?? Oh, that's my knee again...."


JohnSteed
"THE HOLY AND EVER-LASTING BUST!!!"

Dita DuPave
We secretly replaced Angelina Jolie with a wax figure to see if males will know the difference or care...


The_Gray_Zombie
Are you sure I'll discover the secret to how the underwear sticks to the ceiling with this telescope, Gray?
"Oh, I forgot the most important thing. Your shirt has to be wet."


GlitterRock
"Dear Diary. I bit Jason Alexander on the arm today...."

Dita DuPave
The Ark is going haywire! Close your eyes everyone!


TheDiva
Now, where did I put that mystical source of great power? Oh yeah, in the root cellar...


GlitterRock
oooO0OoO0Oo.... Kal-El, it is time .... oO0OoO0Oooo

TheDiva
Damn, that Potter kid must have cleared out already.


JohnSteed
Old time bombs weren't that hard to disarm. "Cut the pendalum, quick!"


TheDiva
Yes, but which one? The red pendulum or the blue pendulum?

GlitterRock
"Brainssssss?"


JohnSteed
.oO(Damn, there's still some leftover parts. Oh well, so what if there's the possibility I'll get warped back to the Stone Age? I'm cool with that, and think the audience is cool with that...)


Cyberbeast
"Hey Orville, got any popcorn I can munch on?"



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