Cyberbeast
Lara realized that the robot had been programmed dyslexic when it started licking her.
GlitterRock
Terminate, with extreme boobage.
JurassicPork
"SEND DONKEY KONG."
Cyberbeast
To think, this woman used to be married to a guy named Billy Bob. It boggles the mind.
TheDiva
Now, what haven't we had enough of in this movie? Oh yes, sexploitation...
elKapitan
She's got the urge... to tomb raid.
TheDiva
This is the part we like to call "Frustrating the male viewers"...
TheDiva
Wow, my Ponce-Meter just went off the charts...
GlitterRock
Dave Foley's in drag again.
TheDiva
I suppose Link's going to have to deal with this now...
GlitterRock
"Right! That's it! (writing) 'Lister, D., Third Technician. Offense: obstructing a superior technician by humming, clicking, and being quiet.' When the Captain sees this you're dead."
GlitterRock
HE LEFT THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
WITH HIS DISCOVERIES, HIS EXPLORATIONS
AND GIVING US HIS HOT PIECE-OF-ASS DAUGHTER.
gleeb
All they found of him was his pencil moustache, preserved here.
tinaw
Who wears a painful, wire-laden torpedo bra when they're relaxing at home? Who wears a bra *period* when they're relaxing??
JohnSteed
"I can't solve this Myst puzzle. Could you help?"