GlitterRock
That's an ambitious pole-dance!
PrezGAR
"OK, Thornton, I want that vial of my blood back!"
tinaw
My goodness it looks like she recently had a mammogram.
TheDiva
Even God can't resist ogling Lara Croft.
GlitterRock
Even her sillouette is PG-13!
Dita DuPave
Gah! Is that John Holmes or a cucumber?!?
JohnSteed
Is she hoping to trip the robot as it walks by?
TheDiva
"If you make ONE MORE breast joke..."
Cyberbeast
God's most prized baseball card.
JohnSteed
Well, if I picked a place to hide the brain-munching scarabs, that's where I'd put it...
GlitterRock
"Destroy that planet, Lexx."
Between the collegen-lips and the fake boobs, she's close enough to Xev that the ship can't tell the difference.
Cyberbeast
Here we see Rimmer discovering just how hard his hard light drive can get.
JohnSteed
This must be Lara Croft's antique calculator exhibit
PrezGAR
Ok, Angelina, we're going to need to do at least, oh, 69 more takes of this scene.
JurassicPork
.oO Billy Bob Thornton! What the hell was I *thinking*?! Where's that loufa sponge? Oo.