daupstart
Master Splinter will have to use all of his skills to get out of this alive.
TheDiva
.oO(Damn, I KNEW I shouldn't have sent out the "B" squad!...What am I saying, my entire army is "B" squad. I need some better minions...)
daupstart
... with David Bowie as Tina Turner.
Cyberbeast
Hair by Joe Dirt.
gleeb
I believe this was The Rock's first film appearance.
PrezGAR
"Subway diet? You want Jared, I'm Jareth."
tinaw
"Frank-n-Furter? Ha! His mission was a failure; his lifestyle was too extreme. Mother always favored me, anyway."
YibbleGuy
Don't make fun of him. If Jennifer Connelly asked *me* to jump backwards off of a 100-foot ledge, I'd do it too.
JohnSteed
.oO(Just calm down and think: What would Simon Belmont do?)
GlitterRock
"Gawd! I HATE babysitting in Castrovalva!"
TheDiva
Jesus, I HATE babysitting for the Eschers!
daupstart
"Ok, Jareth. You done went too far. Now you look like my grandmother."
TheDiva
What sick, twisted mind would hock a loogie on an innocent child?
GlitterRock
Before he came up with the "underwear on the ceiling" thread, young Gray Zombie toyed with the idea of "diapers on the ceiling" with mixed success.
YibbleGuy
The lead singer for Cinderella tries desperately to remember what his band's one hit was.