meqal
Oh look. We've been invaded by bulletin board trolls.
NurseNoir
"HOWAHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
The next step in Michael Jackson's transformation.
JohnSteed
"This could be your next sexual partner. Any questions?" - Brought to you by the Partnership for a Drug-Free Youth
meqal
Breast Success. For best results take on capsule per day for larger, firmer breasts
oO( I don't see where a hand full of these will hurt.)Oo
GlitterRock
(reading)
"Heroin.... now in easy to swallow gelcaps....."
GlitterRock
That's one weird-ass elevator!
TheDiva
Are they on military time?
The_Gray_Zombie
It's twenty five minutes to four and it's time for the two o'clock news.
GlitterRock
"Oh no! Sarah left little Toby-- HOME ALONE! AHHHHH!!"
(laugh)
"See? The Goblin King's humor is nothing if not topical."
daupstart
"And Bowie hair is simple to use! Just plug it in, turn it on and--"
[BZZZZZRRRAAAKKK]
" AAAGGGGHHH!!!! "
TheDiva
"And if I EVER find out which of you little bastards wrote 'Jareth is a Koosh-ball Head' on the wall of the men's room..."
klutzka
ARRRG!!! Axl Rose, back to make my ears bleed, BLEED!!!
GlitterRock
Nina Blackwood did NOT age well!
TheLurker
And now, an androgynous pop star with a tape recorder up his nose...
YibbleGuy
"You've lost your traveler's checks, and they weren't American Express. What will you do? What WILL you do?"