TheLurker
Hey, look, it's-
"Pete Burns from Dead or Alive nothing! I am the *KING* of Androgynous British Music!"
....Um, forget I said anything.
TheDiva
Front desk? There's a kabuki actor in my room...
GlitterRock
"I'm an angel. My name is Bob. I'm here to help you through your sex crisis. "
"There's no such thing as angels."
"No? Well, what would you call someone who flew around the world performing oral sex on men for free?"
"An angel!"
alexgariepy
She has magic bullet-repelling bracelets or something?
daupstart
"Surrender! Or face the wrath of my BowieBubble! "
TheDiva
Here we have the first of many instances in this film where Jareth pulls his balls out in front of Sarah.
gleeb
Rosebud? Oh, I think not.
GlitterRock
"Mmmmmm, half-coalesced Goblin donut.... " (drool)
Dita DuPave
Jumbo candy worms wrapped in condoms, yum!
alexgariepy
The bus holder-thingies are terrible!
GlitterRock
"Oh drat! Today's Goblin-Savings Time, isn't it?"
TheDiva
Yep, being Goblin King is pretty much a twenty-six hour a day job.
daupstart
"Mmm... Mmm Hmm... There it is. Just as I thought. You *did* stash my crystal ball in your ass in attempts to steal it."
"I-I'm sorry, it was just so beautiful. I... please have mercy."
"I may let you live if you show me how you got it up there. I've been trying for years."
TheDiva
"It's so large and impressive."
"Why, thank you."
"I was talking about the maze."
"Oh, uh...I knew that."
YibbleGuy
"And I, too, am amazed by how large and impressive they are."
"Yes. It must have taken you centuries to shape those shrubberies into a Labyrinth."
"I was talking about your breasts."
"Oh, uh ... I knew that."