TheDiva
Filmed on location at Knossos. Special thanks to the Cretean Film Board and the Minotaur.
PrezGAR
"No, I don't know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. And I don't give a hoot if you pollute or not."
AustinThreeSixteen
Figures, and I had just washed my car too...
TheLurker
Did he write this one naked too?
GlitterRock
o/` We can dance if you want to, we can leave-ah your friends behind... o/`
meqal
What do you mean the Renaissance Fair is next week?
Cyberbeast
"What do you mean the 'Princess Bride' auditions are next week?"
alexgariepy
This Mao person is a pretty strange writer.
daupstart
"He's coming. I'd better get out my English-Dragon handbook.
"GrrGRaGR MrrrrHRAWW - I thought you should know, I'm infected with humanilla poisoning."
"HRRNgrraPPPPBBTTT RARRR - Children taste better than me. There are several in the villiage."
"YRRggrRAWWWHRN FFTTT - Sorry, but I was just recently gang raped."
TheDiva
Let's see what my SCA pocket guide says...
JohnSteed
"DRUGS ARE BAD! *Edit edit edit* GET IT?! *edit edit edit* DRUGS ARE EVIL AND WILL DESTROY YOUR *edit edit edit* LIFE! *cut to skull-jarringly annoying informercial"
"My God, this script to Requiem for a Dream is BRILLIANT!"
TheDiva
Does stepmom have football pads on underneath that?
meqal
Sarah, we are leaving now. Don't run off with any goblin kings, a social mathematician, guys with rocket packs, or gamma exposed scientists while we are gone.
TheDiva
And for heaven's sakes, brush up on your acting! You're gonna have to do better than that to win an Oscar before you're forty...
daupstart
Hey! It's Zippy The Living Placenta Show!