KKDW
(the producers sanity is missing and cannot be restored)

WaffleKing
Robbie, why are you dressed like a giant penis?
"I'm a carrot! Why on earth would I want to be a giant penis?"
...
"Shuttup."

GlitterRock
o/` Go, pink lightnin',
You're burnin' up the quarter mile! o/`

Dita DuPave
She has Kurt Vonnegut's asshole on her apron.

TheSpaceToast
"The 'This post is missing and can not be restored' got my arm, and it's coming for YOUR CAPTIONS NEXT!"

Mattteus
If there's anything good to be said about LazyTown it's that the vegetables don't have faces.

GlitterRock
Having beheaded the only other human child in LazyTown, Stephanie experiences THE PINKENING!

cajunmagic
I'M UNDURNEEF UR SKIRT, MAKIN' U MAKE DAT FACE.

(Fact: This is actually a recycled scene of Julianna singing "Good Stuff" from "Dr. Rottenstein". Now you know why it only costs $1 million US/per ep. Magnus is, basically, the Roger Corman of Iceland.)

Zee
She has "smiling Chinpokomon" eyes

Mattteus
Please Enjoy These Zucchini Throw Pillows, They Are Fine High Quality

JMShearer
The sad thing is that even these frelling puppets are better artists than me!

DarkestPerk
Good God Gertie. it is one of those intelligent raping carrots from season 4 of LEXX.

ChaosWolf1982
A rocketship, made of poop, that shoots green hellfire...

No, seriously, what the fuck?

cajunmagic
(This kid's artistic talent is missing and cannot be restored.)

GlitterRock
And once again, molestery returns to the Cap-Page Board with all the subtlety of a two-by-four to the mouth.

cajunmagic
Man, everybody's rackin' Sporty in the balls today.

GlitterRock
*Robbie Rotten neck-SNAPPING sound... swings... swings... swings....*

Zee
Jonathan Brandis makes a cameo.