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Dante83
I don't blame that mailbox, I'd recoil in horror from that outfit myself.





GlitterRock
"Damn! Which Capper slipped this pipe-bomb in my bed AGAIN?"





TheDiva
Only a virgin man would have a white bedspread...





Dante83
As if he's not disturbing enough, now we learn he sleeps in the same clothes he wore through the day. Ick.





Enapov
Dammit, I want to wake up in a normal world!





Dante83
Our first guest is some kind of under-age nymph who apparently has exposed herself to dangerous amounts of radiation!





Gray Zombie
Gee, Stephanie, is Cajun coming?
"He said he was, Ziggy."
Are you going to hug him.
"Of course, Ziggy."
And...and....and are you going to plant kisses all over him?
"You betcha, Ziggy."
And are you going to suck on his Cajun Flavored Popsicle?
"Oh most.....HEY, what kind of bedtime stories did Gray Zombie read to you guys last night?"





LauraPowers85
Because her peers have shunned her, Stephanie is forced to spend her time with retarded four-year-olds.





JohnSteed
For this scene, Sporticus was played by Tom Jones.





GlitterRock
What the hell, producers? The drum's not PINK!
You guys dropped the ball on this one, big time. (wagging finger)





KKDW
Why does her rucksack look like a pink Darth Vader helmet





LauraPowers85
"The Mayor at home alone... it's so macabre. It horrifies, yet simultaneously, one cannot look away."





LadyLoxley
Is that an earring in Robbie's right ear?





Mattteus
Zee? have you paid this kid to advertise for you?





Zee
You know it, never underestimate the advertising potential of nightmarish rubber puppets.





Dante83
Like Icelandic kids aren't already screwed up enough.



LadyLoxley
Bastard's got better legs than me



Indomitus
"Hello, and welcome to It's A Tree. I'm your host, Arthur Tree..."





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