Dita DuPave
Sportabird!

Indomitus
Am I the only one wondering how that thing's mounted on the wall?

cajunmagic
Sucroerotica at its finest.

Dante83
A 6 year old with satin sheets just seems very unwholesome.

KKDW
This is getting really creepy now...

WaffleKing
Leaves bed, returns a tapes a photo of Sporticus to it.

TheDiva
Stephanie has middle-aged housewife butt...

GlitterRock
At eight months' pregnant, Stephanie could no longer hide she was carrying cajun's seed any longer. So the producers decide to write it into the show.

o/` Knocked up, knocked up!
It’s a big teen-pregnancy day.
Knocked up, knocked up!
All because a Capper and I did play.
He came to see me,
And pulled out his ween.
And I got knocked up! Knocked up! o/`

Watch the episode this Saturday. I swear: you will NOT be able to get that damn song outta your head!

GlitterRock
"Dear Mr. Stodghill,
Fuck off and die.
With pinkest regards, Stephanie."

TheLurker
Man, how out-of-touch with today is Iceland? She's writing in a stationary diary instead of having a Livejournal with pink and sparkles all over it and taking pictures of herself with a webcam and charges by Paypal for her to take her top off.

echostation
Dear Diary,
Guess I should do something about this horrible yeast infection. It burns something fierce! Sportacus says I should put mayonnaise on it, but I'm not so sure. Sometimes I think he's fucking bonkers. But I live in a town full of crack-pipe Muppets, so who am I to judge?
Besides, mayonnaise isn't pink.
Yours,
Stephanie

JohnSteed
Dear Diary,
I'm beginning to regret putting the giant Japanese shrine gate in my room. Fox spirits are constantly appearing and swiping my bubblegum. And besides, it's not pink enough.

GlitterRock
That is a BUNCH of lil' Ben-Wa balls he's got in there with the sporting equipment!

kilroy105
*rubs eyes* "Damn, I must've really been drunk. Who did I sleep with?"
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOY-EEEEEEEEEE!"
"Oh, HELL no!!"
"FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!!!!!"

echostation
"Mosquito bites?"
"Yep, pretty much."

TheDiva
It's like all the coloring books I ever drew in have come back to haunt me...

GlitterRock
"Have you developed ANYTHING yet, Stephanie??"
"Yeah. They're filling pretty good now. But the producers are having me Ace-bandage 'em down so I don't freak out the kids."
"It's a PINK Ace-bandage, isn't it?"
"... ... ... I'm not saying."

GlitterRock
Wow. You can mail your letters AND get a haircut at the same place!