TheLurker
Nickelodeon presents: Basic Instinct.

GlitterRock

"My word, Stephanie! The carpet DOES match the drapes!"

Indomitus
Are you kidding, Glitter? Even her SHOES match it.

Zee
Women should not have muttonchops.

GlitterRock
Today on LazyTown: "Stephanie Finds Out What A She-Male Is"

GlitterRock
"You found the lost Sankara Stones?? Coolies!"

meqal
Why does she have a pink dildo on her hat?

Shockeye
"In other news tonight, the universe has fucked up again and anime characters have started to come to life."

Zee
Do I want to know why his shoulder has handles?

The Pirate King
I don't understand it... the Gaydar Needle just buried itself.

GlitterRock

There is just SO much wrong with this image, I don't know where to begin.

Indomitus
Could be worse, Glitter. At least it wasn't cold in there.

GlitterRock
"Did you say DOUB - BLE dildo??"

daupstart
[Falls short, lands awkwardly on concrete post, broken fibula snapped, protruding through skin...]

Shockeye
*Misses and face smacks branch. Everyone cheers.*

The Pirate King
Living proof that Lurch, Elvis and Mr. Bean would make a truly hideous PUMAT.

GlitterRock
"I challenge you to a game of Parrises Squares!"

Indomitus
Introducing the new Black Flag Bird Motel! "Bluejays check in, but they don't check out!"