daupstart
"Slip this under your tongue, let it dissolve, and stare at the wheel..."

Mattteus
'cause in LazyTown they don't accept American Express.

JMShearer
Look, if this guy needs a condom, I don't want to be anywhere near him.

echostation
"Behold! It eez I, zee French Tickler, to zee rescue!"

Mattteus
Gross he's carrying around his cum rag!

Diana Luna
I feel sorry for the wall!

SweetHeart666
Freddie Mercury's Playhouse

Shockeye
"And Sportacus drops the elbow!"

Shockeye
Fuckio. The cousin Mario and Luigi never talk about.

TheDiva
So, his waist is directly under his nipples?

gleeb
"I'll be your escort to Hell, kiddies!"

Mattteus
We can have him arrested for assault with a deadly face.

TheSpaceToast
Guy Smiley, DJ.

Zee
"Anyone need any freelance mincing done around here?"

Zee
o/`"Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay!"

crazyredheadedchick
He really should give Jareth back his pants.

Zee
His cuffs repell bullets. The rest of him repels everything and everyone else in the world.

TheDiva
Someone dosed my hot chocolate, didn't they?