Zee
[ ] "Accidentally" walk in on Stephanie while she's in the shower

meqal
[ ] Out Sportacus

TheDiva
[ ] Get revenge on those who said I was mad

Mattteus
[ ] Prance around in lycra bodysuits

SweetHeart666
[ ] Engage in fivesome with Harajuku Girls...by myself

JMShearer
[ ] Walk to grocery store from Ted's house.
[ ] Buy bananas.

echostation
[ ] Polish my knob

Zee
This reminds me of the time I went to the carnival and they had one of those "Test Your Strength" things you hit with a mallet, and instead of a mallet I used my erect penis. You know, upon reflection I realize I might have dreamed that. Never mind.

TheLurker
He's about to get a call from Special Ed.

Zee
This guy looks like your prototypical child molester, only made out of rubber.

Zee
Robbie Rotten's main skill was choosing to scam a town that only has seven people in it who are all mildly retarded and can't see through simple disguises like "A mustache".

echostation
"Put these in your training bra and guys will be on you like stink on shit!"

GlitterRock
"Captain Peacock, I would like to register a complaint."

AntiHero
"AHHH IT'S NOT PINK! BURN IT!"

Mattteus
It's his kidney! He DOES love me!

AntiHero
"MATT DAMON!"

GlitterRock
Oh no! She's gonna get possessed by the spirit of Jason Voorhees now!

Indomitus
I'd call that a good thing, Glitter, because I was just thinking to myself: "Self? Yo know what this show needs? More red. Blood red. And lots of it. Everywhere."