GlitterRock
o/` Well we're living here in LazyTown
And they're wearing all the Cappers' sanity down... o/`

Zee
LAZYTOWN, West Virginia (AP) -- Tragedy struck today in the sleepy hamlet of LazyTown when an unlicensed dirigible piloted by Steve "Sportacus" Burpee, a local resident known for his eccentric behavior and flamboyant outfits, crashed into an unsuspecting group of credits, exploding on impact. The names of the deceased are being withheld pending notification of next of kin, although authorities did confirm that a charred pink wig was found at the scene of the accident.

Indomitus
The town so lame that all the suburbs moved away.

JMShearer
It's hard to believe this same look does so well in Legend of Mana.

TheSpaceToast
There's like six people in this town; who farms all of that?

Zee
"Yuck, I threw up in my mouth a little. Remind me never to stare at the bulge in Sportacus's tights ever again."

TheDiva
FINALLY, someone busted him in the chops!

Mattteus
Vaguely a Power Ranger.

SweetHeart666
The lost Village Person!

GersonK
So, is he going to, at any point, ski? Or are the goggles just for show?
(Anybody suggesting any other use will be shot.)

GlitterRock
"Are you an angel?"
"What?"
"An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the Moons of Iego I think. They are the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They are good and kind, and so pretty they make even the most hardened spice pirate cry."

Zee
That rubber puppet is more lifelike than Jake Lloyd, Glitter.

Mattteus
Hand over the purse and you won't get a taser in the twat.

TheSpaceToast
The puppets always suspected that the Pinks had gone to the human world for a cheap grey-market adoption.

TheDiva
...What's in this lemonade?

meqal
We were somewhere near Nick Jr. when the drugs began to take hold.

Zee
Jesus, Sportacus, could you just fucking walk from place to place, just once? Just once?

Sidesk
Well, anything to stop Hillary Clinton...