TheMaskedDiva
Wow, I can hear the series fans cheering him on from here.

Granamyr1
The tribe has spoken: Ana-Lucia's been voted off the island.

GlitTerrorRock
Even in her death throes, she's bitchy!

TheMaskedDiva
*from offscreen* "ANOTHER hangover, Michelle?"

GlitTerrorRock
"Would you like a milkshake, Michael?"
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!"

tinaw
"I'm the REAL Michael Jackson!! Some alien dude locked me in a hollow throw pillow thing for 30 years!! You gotta believe me! Ah-HEE-hee! Damn!"

kilroy105
.oO Just as I thought... Hurley's oil looks a little low. Oo.

GodoHell
"Trust me. It's the quickest way off the show."

TheMaskedDiva
Pretty stiff DUI punishment.

zoom98
Notice the gun doesn't even shoot straight.

Indomitus
"Dude. This over-complicated plot is really harshing my buzz."

TheMaskedDiva
"What's the point of trying to escape? Hell, even if I die I'll still show up in flashbacks..."

TheMaskedDiva
So what, did the producers say, "We need someone on the island who's even MORE freaky and fanatical than Locke"?

TheMaskedDiva
"But you did, and because of you I'm pregnant! Well, maybe because of you. We haven't quite figured that part out yet."

gleeb
"It's all the tequila slammers."

Indomitus
"I was a telepath, after all."
"Oh, shut up."

Indomitus
"Check me out! I'm a plastic 'Barrel O Monkeys' monkey!"

Indomitus
"You know, I was a telepath once."
"Yeah, okay. Shut up."